Sunday 28 April 2013

Funny Quotz




















Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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If u wake up in a dark room, Blood everywhere, and shaking walls. Dont worry my friend… u r in the safest place u r in my heart x 
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.
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Rooster & cat going over a bridge
cat slips & falls in river.
rooster cant stop laughing.
whaits the moral of story?
 wherever theres a wet pussy theres a haippy cock. 
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what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
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Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
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 A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
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 Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Wednesday 24 April 2013

Love Quotes

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I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
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The reason why I met you is destiny but if destiny will suggest that I live without you, I’ll live not by destiny but of free will.
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You make heart beat possible cause you live in their
You make make angel flying possible because you are the wings
You make our pray possible cause you are blessed
You make honey possible for bee cause you are the sweetest
You make star twinkling cause you are the star of everybody
There are a lot of birds wispering only about you,
you should once listen to them,
then you would know how much I love you.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
"Why do You exist if I'm there?"
So Friendship said -
"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."
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I‘m lost in your dreams, during the days,
and coz of that ,i can‘t feel the sun‘s rays,
I‘m lost in your dreams, even at night,
and coz of that ,i can‘t see the moon light,
I‘m lost in your dreams, for months together,
and coz of that, i can‘t feel the changing weather,
So dear now i can‘t leave you coz,
Without U my life is “Blue“,.
Love you

 
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Monday 22 April 2013

Good Morning Quotes
















New Morning
+
New Aim
+
New Achievement
+
Ur Dedication
+
Commitment
=
Success
Just do it & win it
Good Morning HaVe A lUcKy SuNdAy
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A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,( ),V,W,X,Y,Z.
Did I miss something out?
No because I put ( U ) in my heart.
Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.
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 To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares,
More than a Lover...

Good Morning !!
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The smile is like a sim card
and life is like a cellphone,
whenever u insert d sim card of smile
into d cellphone of life,
a beautiful day is activated...
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Friday 19 April 2013

Eid Quotes



















  • May this happy day be the brightest and the best Eid you have ever had.
    Eid Mubarak
  • Wish you a great smile, laugh and successes for you on this day of Eid. Have a wonderful Eid day. Eid Mubarak
  • Lonesome without u,
    Each n every moments.
    When i am alone
    I close my eyes n think of u
    N thoughts of ur love warms
    Me inside n makes me smile.
    miss you a lot. eid mubarak. 
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