Sunday 28 April 2013

Funny Quotz




















Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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If u wake up in a dark room, Blood everywhere, and shaking walls. Dont worry my friend… u r in the safest place u r in my heart x 
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.
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Rooster & cat going over a bridge
cat slips & falls in river.
rooster cant stop laughing.
whaits the moral of story?
 wherever theres a wet pussy theres a haippy cock. 
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what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
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Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
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 A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
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 Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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